I spent 7 years looking for the most beautiful and peaceful city I could possibly find.
Finally, I found Santa Marta.

The Santa Marta Travel Guide

Get the best value and enjoyment on a beach or jungle vacation in Santa Marta. June 2025 release. Pre-order below!

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Santa Marta hasn’t been “Americanized” with English or apps like Yelp, Uber or Lyft. That comes with major benefits: 2X-6X affordability and greater experiences. Learning how to travel it through a trusted guide is all you need!

Budget Travel in Paradise

If you like resorts, but also like saving money, Santa Marta is your hidden treasure! Beach resorts have pools, gyms, spas, restaurants, rooftop hot tubs, bars, and security. Conveniently located near the mall, beach, and the jungle! A true paradise.

Hidden Gems and Travel Hacks

After 7 years in Santa Marta, I’ll recommend the best places, experiences, and can guide you on many adventures. For the cost-conscious, there are many budget hacks. Let’s see if we can make you profitable on your travel!

Why I Love Santa Marta

From the diverse and beautiful land, farm-to-table food, and kind society that feels like living in the 90s, I couldn’t help but travel to Santa Marta dozens of times in the last 7 years.

Depending on what you do and where you go, you’ll get about 2-6X the value of your money in Santa Marta. It makes for an incredible beach, resort, and/or jungle vacation.

Text me: “You rock, Joey.” If you’ve read this far.

I’m writing The Santa Marta Travel Guide (June 2025 release) and I’m excited to plan and host jungle and beach vacations for friends!

Places You’ll Love

Parque De Los Novios

Your charming first stop is the historic district. With a boardwalk across the shore, you’ll find quant side streets, boutique restaurants, and valuable shops.

Taganga Cove

Ocean-side breakfast from the daily catch. Beautiful bay views, with boats that travel out to 5 different beaches.

Tayrona Park

“The Jewel of The Carribbean” is a miracle from the Gods. The Queen of all beaches, Tayrona is a life changing place that travelers must find.

Tours and Excursions

Sailing in Taganga

  • Perfect date night. Transportation optional or included.

    I’m happy to go with you on the boat as your professional photographer (with my girlfriend as a double date) or set it all up for you and see you back on shore.

  • Adventures are best priced with a full travel package.

    Scheduling your travel? Contact me at the bottom of this website with your current travel dates and interest.

Minca Waterfall Photo Tour

  • This is my favorite place to heal and explore nature (without sunscreen). The jungle is cool and the waterfalls are life changing.

    Motorcycle or 4 wheelers options. The road terrain is intermediate, but not dangerous. I can guide you every step of the way.

    Transportation to Minca is optional or included. Motorcycle or 4X4 is pre-arranged. Water admission included.

    This tour does require about 15-45 minutes of hiking on clear roads, depending on the waterfalls you want to see.

    2.5 hour tours or 4 hour tours (full-day) both available. Great photo opportunities in the jungle.

    I can host you every step of the way and take wonderful photos of you at the Marinka water falls!

  • Adventures are best priced with a full travel package.

    Scheduling your travel? Contact me at the bottom of this website with your current travel dates and interest.

Beach Trip to Tayrona

  • This is my favorite beach in the world. Getting there is marvelous.

    The 8 hour day trip includes a packing checklist and some added materials you wouldn’t think to bring.

    There's a restaurant on-site and bathrooms (and shower) at the marina and the beach park.

    Can document your trip with a personal photographer (me!)

  • Adventures are best priced with a full travel package.

    Scheduling your travel? Contact me at the bottom of this website with your current travel dates and interest.

Date Night in The Historic Center

  • Parque de Los Novios is a vibrant and romantic environment for dinner.

    Happy to make recommendations that fit your preservation, arrange reservations, and setup your transportation.

    I will be nearby to ensure everything goes well and can plan post-dinner activities as well including a photoshoot in the park, on the shore, beach board walk, cocktails or wine various rooftop scenes, Italian gelato, rock n roll bar, dancing, clubbing, or even professional self-portraits in the park.

  • Adventures are best priced with a full travel package.

    Send me a postcard (contact me at the bottom of this website) for details.

Real Estate Tour

  • Santa Marta boasts incredible beach rental opportunities for those who don’t need major financing.

    I can help plan real estate tours that match your vision, budget, and business model and even provide services to help you purchase, manage, and market your rental business.

  • Adventures are best priced with a full travel package.

    Send me a postcard (contact me at the bottom of this website) for details.

Shopping In The Centro

  • You’ll be amazed at the deals you can get on clothing, shoes, backpacks, watches, iPhone accessories, and more at stores in the Centro.

    Prior to your shopping trip, we plan some of the things you might be looking for and then I help you plan and target specific stores. I can guide you through your shopping trip and even provide a local to help you negotiate the best deas.

  • Adventures are best priced with a full travel package.

    Send me a postcard (contact me at the bottom of this website) for details.

Santa Marta Food Club

The “Hello Fresh” of Santa Marta.
Get hot breakfast, lunch, and dinner delivered to your door, every day!

Visiting, in-home chef options also available.

Specialized Tours

Neighborhood Food Crawl

  • I ventured out of the tourist areas and slowly uncovered the best neighbor restaurants and high value shops.

    During this tour, I take you around through various neighborhoods in Santa Marta. We’ll stop for various foods and drinks among the locals.

  • Close contacts are involved in my exclusive tours.

    Contact me at the bottom of this page to start a conversation.

Gym Training with Elite Pro

  • For over a year, I’ve been shadowing an elite pro at the Smart Fit in Santa Marta. He’s a former semi-pro tennis player from California and competes regularly in Medellin.

    Just one workout with him and you’ll level up on your typical gym routine. He goes to great length and detail to tech the right technique for detailing physique.

  • The elite trainer is a close friend.

    Contact me at the bottom of this page to start the conversation.

Motorcycle Street Jam

  • While I don’t promote recklessness, but after being invited to a street jam among the locals, this is a very rare and special cultural event if its happening during your travel.

    Street jams showcase the local motorcycle culture and skill, which begins and develops from a very early age for most riders in Santa Marta. The event often is pop-up in nature, with locals assembling it while temporary closing down streets.

    We have to be pretty close if I extend the invite, but it leads it transformational learning, appreciation, and cultural perspective on life in Colombia.

  • Available on demand with payment upfront to organize it.

    Contact me at the bottom of this page to start a conversation.

Rodadero Beach Hangout

  • Groups of friends come together all the time on the beach here, but getting an invite to join them comes with time.

    When traveling into Santa Marta, you might want to authentically connect with local community. Through friends here, I can put some things together and assemble a cool group.

    Or, you might want to host your own beach hangout among friends. I can set the scene to be attractive and engaging for you.

  • Close friends come together to create this hangout.

    Contact me at the bottom of this page to start a conversation.

Medical Tourism

  • Medical tourism is one of the best travel hacks. If you take medicine year round on an insurance plan, or if you’re pursuing any type of skin, aesthetics, or mens health treatments, I can help navigate major cost savings that extend beyond your travel.

  • I work directly with clients on this to ensure the quality, care, and value in medical tourism.

    Contact me at the bottom of this page.

Single? Dating Crash Course

  • After nearly a decade of overseas dating, learning, and transformation — I wrote the book on Dating In Colombia.

    In this offer, I work exclusively with good men to identify your goals and avoid the complex, costly traps of Dating in Colombia.

    You’ll learn safety, connection, and cultural understanding.

    Through completion of advisory and my book, I’ll customize a crash course for you as you begin your journey.

  • A lot of personal insight goes into this offering!

    Helpful for men pursuing growth and transformation. Contact me at the bottom of this page to start a conversation.

  • I’ve traveled to Santa Marta 20+ times and collectively lived in this city for about 2 years of time. I have never once seen or experienced any incidents with bodily harm or safety issues. In turn, Santa Marta is more safe than any city I’ve been to in The United States. For example: Civilians are prohibited from owning guns. Marijuana is illegal. The police are like the military: swift in action against reported crime, way more powerful than any of the locals, and they even sleep in the same gated buildings together, with their families, in the local neighborhoods. When we hear about crime associated with Colombia, it is often in major tourist (red light) zones in cities like Medellin or Cartagena, where foreign travelers may seek out nefarious activities, and then create danger or attract it. While those major cities can be a lot of fun to explore with close friends for short periods of time, I prefer the relaxation, peace, and natural land of Santa Marta (500,000 population).

  • After 20+ Travels to Santa Marta, I’ve stayed and explored in almost every neighborhood in the city. In turn, I’ve met people from all ages, have friends at local colleges, churches, play pick up basketball games on Wednesday nights with neighborhood teams, roller blade and hang out on the beach with friends, and have even hired some creative contractors for professional projects here. I’m a regular at some restaurants that are local and have put on events at restaurants that are corporate owned. I have made friends with a few expats, dozens of taxi drivers, shop keepers, cashiers, artists, fishermen, hotel owners, personal trainers (gym), tour guides, and small business owners. In all, I’ve had every local experience I can think of, including sharing meals in homes with local families, visiting schools, and connecting with the city as a tourist, friend, and part-time tenant. I’m close to developing a strong community and feeling like a local here, and along the way, I have learned a ton about how the tourist aspect of life works here.

  • My vision is to help my USA friends explore an entirely different country for wellness purposes: enjoyment, healing, and personal growth. I’ve been devoting a huge aspect of my life and focus to building infrastructure in Santa Marta that helps my friends enjoy life here, explore the land, and see what’s possible with a lower cost of living— culturally, physically (health), emotionally, spiritually, financially, and romantically. With that, my goal is to host 10 friends in Santa Marta by the end of 2025. These experiences will go beyond a mere vacation. I want to support my own personal transformation and the happiness in the lives of the friends and families who travel here.

  • Curious travelers can download my travel guide. Eager travelers can provide a deposit and start to prepare for your vacation through language learning with me!

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